Fighting Off Spaceships

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

revelinmusic:

It was so hot in the crowed though that I had to get out of it near the end so I wasn’t in the front for 3 or so songs. They were great, everything was just gahhhhhhhh.

Also The Knocks are pretty amazing. I just wish they didn’t play as long as they did. Not because they’re not good but because…

 Not to mention we went to see them with a group of rad people!

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kldfjslsJFSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kldfjslsJFSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

today at TDCC
friend I just met: touch my vagina (obviously kidding, but still awk)
me:
friend:
me:
Friend:
Me and friend in unison: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but touch my vagina? Maybe?

Sometimes, if I am going to vaguely refer to something that just happened and I don’t want the person to know I am talking about something they did or something I said to them, I queue the post for like two weeks later.

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

GAY SAMMIES!

minifyingglass:

crystalcorpses:

i want one like this :—-(

I was about to post this with “Why haven’t I already decorated all my lighters in amazing ways?”
but then I was like oh yeah lighters last like a week before they continue on their mystical journey out of my life

Remember the millions of lighters that you and Alex have stolen from me?
I have actually had to Buy lighters,
like with money,
and what happens? Oh yeah, You guys steal them!

minifyingglass:

crystalcorpses:

i want one like this :—-(

I was about to post this with “Why haven’t I already decorated all my lighters in amazing ways?”

but then I was like oh yeah lighters last like a week before they continue on their mystical journey out of my life

Remember the millions of lighters that you and Alex have stolen from me?

I have actually had to Buy lighters,

like with money,

and what happens? Oh yeah, You guys steal them!

I graduated tonight. Officially top of my class. I didn’t go to school there long enough to make a speech, but if I did what would I have talked about?

Would I have talked about living responsibly? Recognizing the opportunity to improve the world and the people on it. 

Would I have spoken of my lengthy musings on the lack of inherent meaning of life and how that doesn’t make it meaningless?

Would I have talked about the world and the way it has changed and how we can change it?

I don’t know.

I feel bitter.

Sad, somehow. 

I am full of a very deep sadness.

Guys.

Guys.

When people call me,

I answer the phone with the words:

Heyyy-ohhhhh!

Am I a douchebag?